OPowaga would like to thank the following people for  their whatever effort that made me to somehow do this site. Its because of them that made my clear decision to also help our fellow Klonoa fans in ALL WAYS I can. Whoever these guys are, you know who you are:

• Klonoa_of_the_wind
• marie_the_kazegal4
• Any other HARDCORE Klonoa fans OPowaga had encountered with, you all rock! 

Note: Also a proud fan of a KOF boss named Zero.

"Klonoa Rocks! Does anybody else knew that not?"

  Villains Inc.  

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OPowaga was wanderin' da net too much and I came to this crazy Klo' fan OPowaga knew an' were in 'cohort' with my fanfiction. He wrote-

The Documented Histories of VILLAINS INC.
Since people of the world went bad B. T.
Long long time ago
When Phantomile was still young,
The world was boring as can be
No excitement and no fun
Until one day,
HE came the brilliant one (Me of course!)
Who's ever is wise
and brought us (YOU pathetic filthy doomed heads!) all into one.

What is the significance of Villains Inc.?

We make the world richer
With stolen goods and silver
The evil were rewarded,
The good ones were discarded.
The evil ways adapted,
Good manners were rejected.
Our deeds will last forever,
but heroes' deeds will never.

Why did I… I mean you made the Villains Inc.?

(Well…) It was the worst of times indeed
No need to thank us for our deeds
We gave all that we could give
We knew we'd win and we did.
The Villains Incorporated!!!

…As it had been derived from our Villain's Theme Song – oh, have you noticed?

The Motto:
"Nothing Personal… We provide the world interesting things "

The Goal:
As it had been written in above… Don't make me repeat it more than once!

The Recompenses:
You get to secure of one nasty Villains' Vision Emblem, The one official Villain's license to `crime'! Plus, you get to get away with each and every of your acts of `badness' only if you contain this… That's why BOOTLEGGED villains stay too long in prisons and GENUINE villains don't at all- You oughta see the difference here?
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A Complete Villain's guide to Diabology (Novices), the Villain's course- that you might wonder, YOU ARE ALREADY READING IT!
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`A Nightmare Crystal', where you store your harnessed nightmares to your `clients' satisfaction (Its what YOU villains gather in exchange of the troubles YOU have caused. There are infinite funds for
whatever you `filthy-ly' plan anyway but not too much, you loony- And oh! More nightmares mean better promotion from me pretty soon.) This is collected at some certain date by someone you might never know who-
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The Villains Incorporated Credit and Identification Card, where you store your `baddie' points and your so-called unique identification (A must! Uniqueness is very much considered here. Absolutely all original!)
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`Rank Card', to know your current standings as an employ of this one and only nasty organization of the world. No other there exists against me… I mean us that insolently spoil the true calling of a
villain.
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`Underlings' or `Sidekicks', depending on your role as a villain. Certain roles on Villains Inc. are all worth earning its respect. "Perhaps' after some real hard work then, you get to have
what you deserve.
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A rival Hero, as `it' came from the ever-so-meddling H.E.R.O., the source of all despicable mysteries in this filthy doomed world! It's the way of life after all. Sometimes, you get to have a bonus rival `co-villain' if that suits your villain's role!
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A villain's working slot or space where you will build your dream secret lair if desired, depending your achievements as a Villains Inc. employ.
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For this space, `Other Things needed to be mentioned', since I don't want dictate to you them all.

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- And I almost forgot, `Escape Pod', this ain't always available though
I just included it to make yourself `life-secured.'

The Villains Codes: (They're my- err I mean `our' decrees in short.)
1.) No Employed Villain shall ignore the day Villains Inc. was established. It's my birthday, too.
2.) No Employed Villain is allowed to enact `bad feats' with a purpose. Nothing's personal, remember?
3.) No Employed Villain shall escape the time of harvest at no certain interval. Are you surprised?
4.) No Employed Villain shall neglect the villain's course of Diabology, our systematic tutorials to our goals.
5.) No Employed Villain shall infringe the nobility and dignity of the Villains Inc.
6.) No Employed Villain shall be allowed if thou have not passed the Diabology Exams at the end of each semester.
7.) No Employed Villain shall overlook applying the education of one
book I've written, the book of ` Diabology, A Villains' Custom of Life ` that you can purchase at a reasonable price from me.
8.) No Employed Villain shall kidnap thou rival hero or his race or his possession or a co-rival villain for it scandalous and completely illegal. That's cowardice which is NEVER a villain's quality.
9.) No Employed Villain shall bootleg another villain or another villain's stratagem or his qualities as a unique villain. There are millions above millions of choices out there after all-.
10.) No Employed Villain shall disregard of the presentation of his original blueprint of EVIL plan/s to the Villains Inc. Management for further criticisms and revisal Hey, we're talking business here- and our business is EVIL!
11.) No Employed Villain shall be ashamed of the Villains' Hall of `Infamy'.
12.) No Employed Villain shall neglect our management meetings- who knows you maybe be served free treats. I'm rich, you know.
13.) No Employed Villain shall get caught disobeying the decrees from above because if you would- I want to squeeze them with my fists- like jelly!

OPowaga tendsta make a good laugh at this mad writing, no? Oh well, everbody hav thier own taste afta all...
See ya!